They’re so damn pretty. 

And they can help you with your maintenance needs such as replacing your tires (which, feminist that I am, I am not capable of doing… nor, really do I want to when there are boys like Fred-baby → around).

Oh Fred… Freddy, dahlink… what have you been doing all day with those tires?  You’re so very, very dirty… we must get you to a bedroom… er bathroom and get all of those beautiful man-uscles cleaned up…

*running finger over tire* You’re such a dirty boy!  Dirty!!

What, what’s that?  Is that Jake over in the corner?  Yes… I know… you’re a filthy boy as well.  Oh, but look!  At least you’re wearing clean underwear.

I must admit, I found the sex scenes between him and Heath Ledger in Brokeback Mountain extremely sexy.  Yah, I’m kinky.  My favorite scene was when Jake went to visit Heath at his house.  It was the most passionate movie kiss of all times.

I’ll also admit that I have a thing for guys who are so secure with their sexuality that they’ll wear skirts.  Like Johnny here.  *tilt head in, eyebrow raise* He just don’t-give-a-damn. 

I’ve been in lust with this lad since I was a wee one… remember 21 Jump Street?  I used to sit there glued to the TV… ‘member the theme song?  : \ Now it’s stuck in my head…

*sigh*  I’m old.

Speaking of a blast from the past… do you remember Silver Spoons with lil’ Ricky Schroder?  I totally remember the episode with Menudo… and their sexy, sexy dance moves… *finger jut to the left, hip throw to the right*

Little did we know that those small fries would grow up to be stud muffins.  Exibit A → Ricky Martin.  He joined Menudo shortly after the Silver Spoons episode… but he was secure enough to keep the “Y” in his last name.  Latino men… soooo sexy!

And of course, then there’s Brad.  I remember him from pre-Thelma & Louise (yup, I had those albums with the magazine cut-outs from the girls’ magazines as proof until only a few years ago) but I can’t for-the-life-of-me remember what he was in.

He’s pretty.  I’m really not that attracted to him (he doesn’t seem like the brightest bulb in the box)… but I’m not gonna lie… I wouldn’t kick him out of bed fer’ eat’n crackers (if you know what I mean? *rib jab, rib jab*).

So, for all of you beautiful boys out there… thanks for being you…

Viva las Peni!